We now have Project Wonderful up and running.

Pretty, isn’t it? Doesn’t it just seem to draw your cursor up towards it and make you want to click? And then click again… and again and again, on and on obsessively until you’re finger’s sore and your computer’s lagging from all the open windows, but you just can’t stop.

And still more until your friends are all starting to worry about you and your boss has filled up your answering machine, but you just can’t stop yourself. And eventually your friends stop coming around and your boss stops calling but still you keep on clicking.

And you can’t even remember why you started clicking it in the first place anymore, all you know is that if you just click it one more time – just one more time - then maybe everything will finally be OK, maybe then you’ll be able to sleep again, maybe then you’ll be free of this demon that has taken hold of your life.

Do that. Do it now.

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