taglines = ["Now 100% Carbon Nuetral.",
"Because there really aren't enough webcomics already.",
"Low GI! High Protein! Zero Fat!",
"I'm writing slogans instead of doing something productive!",
"Updated late 65% more often than competitor webcomics!",
"We're huge in Uzbekistan.",
"Installing spyware now... please wait.",
"You're a winner! Click on 'Donate' to claim your prize!",
"Warning: thumbnails may pose choking hazard.",
"Official Webcomic of the '94 Tongan Curling Championships.",
"Drawn in front of a live studio audience.",
"Today's comic brought to you by; Pixels!",
"Not tested on animals.",
"icdf clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck wit'",
"Now with 50% less asbestos.",
"icdf acknowledge the traditional owners of this webspace",
"Cindy; if you see this, I lost your number, call me",
"Feet are well over-rated anyways.",
"World domination one comic at a time",
"All webcomics are subject to DRM technology",
"At 2.14am EDT August 29, 1997, icdf became self-aware",
"Today's icdf characters are dressed by; Target.",
"We do all our own stunts",
"Fast relief for back pain",
"This is not a statement refuting its own existence.",
"No icdf athletes will be attending the Beijing Olympics",
"All speling mistakes are intentional. Y'know, like 'teh'",
"Totally not a front for laundering dirty money",
"Side-effects may include constipation and loss of sex drive",
"Until you read this comic, it is both funny and unfunny",
"If you were a webcomic, we'd read you",
"In Soviet Russia, webcomic reads you!",
"icdf is alert, not alarmed",
"Now fully Y3K compliant",
"From the medium that brought you xkcd, Dinosaur Comics and A Softer World",
"You must be at least this awesome to read this comic ---> |"]

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